Draco Dormiens Nunquam Titilandus

slayer-of-the-vampyres:

Do you ever slightly dislike a character and then the fandom fawns over the character and pelts them at you from all sides while praising their every attribute and making excuses for all of their numerous terrible actions until you end up hating that character with the passion of a thousand suns

(via thatbrummielass)

critter-of-habit:

Queen Margaery - breaker of awkward moments.

(via thatbrummielass)

“People run from rain but
sit
in bathtubs full of
water.”

Charles Bukowski (via bittersweetsongs)

Wow bukowski so profound do you also bathe fully clothed you dickhead. “Oohh isn’t it funny that a person will eat when they’re hungry but will duck if you throw an apple at their face”

(via coolestpriest)

people like to be warm but will get angry if u light them on fire

(via commanderabutt)

(Source: cachaemic, via thegamingmuse)

ninaninamarie:

get to know me meme: [1/5] favorite relationships

Dick Grayson & Barbara Gordon; "Tell Babs it was ALWAYS her, above ANY of them."

(via badassbatkids)

Rules my Grandma’s Psychiatrist gave her in 56’

ashethyst:

keepfitstayfab:

  1. Get some cheap dishes and break them when you get upset.
  2. Learn how to say “NO” and don’t feel guilty about it
  3. Buy something frivolous for yourself once in awhile, like a new hat. 
  4. Never again do anything you don’t want to do. 

that’s damn good advice

nowadays they just prescribe you some medications and if that doesn’t work, they add more.

(Source: crystalground, via haileybookky)

seraphphoenix:

STOP WHAT YOURE DOING. THERES A KITTY SWIMMING ON YOUR DASH

(Source: meanwhile-in-canada, via crazyoldman)

queerlyobscure:

Y’know people say shit about social media along the lines of ‘OMG no one cares what anyone had for breakfast’ and like.

I do? I care. I’m pretty sure a lot of people care. I want to hear that the people I care about are having delicious breakfasts or saw something odd at work or flirted with a cute barista. Or just any little thoughts they have that they feel are worth sharing.

I’ve always kind of assumed that’s how you’re supposed to feel about your friends.

(via realhayleyghoover)

“I was one of those. I meddled with dark powers. I summoned demons. I ate the entire little cheese, including the rind.”
— Kvothe, The Wise Man’s Fear by Patrick Rothfuss (via kingkillerarchives)

(Source: atouchofshadow, via kingkillerarchives)

hamburgurl:

I’m like 25% funny and 85% bad at math

(via shepuuurd)