SLYTHERIN
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I write like
Chuck Palahniuk
I Write Like. Analyze your writing!
Draco Dormiens Nunquam Titilandus
villainquoteoftheday-deactivate:
Freeza: We’re here to make this your last Freeza Day on Earth.
Cooler: Seriously, it’s always got to be about you, doesn’t it?
Freeza: Well, that is what father said.
Cooler: He also said he loved us both equally.
Freeza: Well, you know how fond father was of jokes!
Cooler: And that’s why he had you second, punchline!
Trunks: This is really uncomfortable.
Gohan: Yeah. That’s Christmas.
-“Dragon Ball Z Abridged: Plan to Eradicate Christmas”
today is a good day to pace yourself and take little breaks
Damn, I should have read this sooner
tomorrow is a good day for it too
(via quigui)
Sometimes ur 6 and talking about Pokémon with ur cousin and sometimes ur 26 and talking about Pokémon with ur cousin time is a flat circle
Me and this guy 20 years ago: playing Pokémon
Me and this guy now: also playing Pokémon but now we cuss
I fucking love repetitive lines that change meaning over a piece of writing yes slay
(via theheroheart)











